The Unequivocally Uncanny Understory of Undressed Undines Unified, Unimpeed by Unimpressed University Undergrads Underwhemed by the Unwet Underwear They Uncover

In response to someone arguing against the Taoist practice of semen retention, citing the oft-heard but never-explained Western understanding of the phenomenon: "you gotta clean out the pipes, or it's like, bad for you." That's the standard refute for the branch of Taoist sexual kung fu, an art and practice that has been passed down over millennia and filled the pages of numerous textbooks.
Well I mean when you think of it it's actually quite logical if you can, for a moment, dip your metaphorical toes into the metaphysical world. What's the ultimate act of creation for a human being? Procreation - making another human being. For that to occur, the creative juices need to be flowing. Literally. If they aren't, then Jimmy ain't never getting a little brother.
On a personal level, creative juices need to flow within oneself. People think the two things are separate - sexuall procreation and personal imaginative / artistic creation - but they really aren't. Y'know that satisfying "ahhh," feeling that you get when you've really hammered the last nail into a song or an art project and you just know it's done? It's like a release, something from within you has successfully taken root outside of you and it can now grow on its own. Ususaly at this point you'll have no more desire to keep correcting or adjusting your work because it's created. It may never be "done" but you can rest in the knowledgethat it's a complete thing that will continue to take shape and grow alongside other people's interpretations.
This is elucidated quite well by a rather obscure approach known to the Taoists and many Tantrics as Sexual Kung Fu, which sounds hilarious but it is considered science among them and you can generally see the truth of it if you look (and through my own experiments I have verified everything I've tried)Well I mean when you think of it it's actually quite logical if you can, for a moment, dip your metaphorical toes into the metaphysical world. What's the ultimate act of creation for a human being? Procreation - making another human being. For that to occur, the creative juices need to be flowing. Literally. If they aren't, then Jimmy ain't never getting a little brother. On a personal level, creative juices need to flow within oneself. People think the two things are separate - sexuall procreation and personal imaginative / artistic creation - but they really aren't. Y'know that satisfying "ahhh," feeling that you get when you've really hammered the last nail into a song or an art project and you just know it's done? It's like a release, something from within you has successfully taken root outside of you and it can now grow on its own. Ususaly at this potnThis is a rather obscure approach but to the Taoists and many Tantrics it is considered science (and through my own experiments I have verified everything I've tried) but the subtle channels that govern the etheric aspect "the 'as above' to ' the below'" can be manipulated. In most people, as you can see quite obviously, the channels correspond with gravity and tend towards a downward flow which culminates in a heating sensation around the dan tien (near the genitals)
This is what people typically call being horny. Your creative juices, so to speak, aren't flowing. To get your creative juices flowing is to eliminate the stagnation that most people experience on daily basis, as in to harness the sexual/creative energy and, through various techniques I won't get into here, activate the channelsto to allow the flow of energy to stimulate the cerebral center.
This can happen spontaneously, or in response to seeing a beautiful movie or walking in the woods and is typically called inspiration. Learning to work with your creative juices instead of letting them control you (again, this sounds absurd, but ask people who struggle with masturbation addiction what they do when they stifle the urge. If they have a creative hobby, they'll almost inevitably engage in it)
To bring this all around back to music production... I am currently dealing with an addiction myself to speed. I have ADD and my doctor cut me off my medication last year leading me to self-medicate which got out of control. Anyone who has been on an amphetamine binge knows the temptation of starting a fap sesh, and also knows that those fap seshs inevitably extend into the wee hours of the morning and only end when your level of "dude, wtf" overrides how high you are
However after breaking up with my gf last year, as well as being a fairly regular practitioner of all this sexual kung fu shit, I decided to try full-on abstinence; not just no sex but no fappin at all. That's how I ended up here in this subreddit. The nightly 5AM fap sessions became nightly 5AM study sessions for FL and Ableton and I learned toreconize the feeling of those creative juices and how the ones that I can shoot out into a paper towel or into an ovum are the exact same ones that I can shoot out through my imanagnative faculties into a DAW and both can either produce a dud or create something amazing that grows and thrives.
TLDR:; Old Chinese people made music with their sperm and then ensured that anybody who tried to translate their discoveries would sound absolutely bonkers. Nonetheless I've spent the last year and a half using my creative juices to nurture my music rather than piling the trash bin up with paper towels each filled with enough potential to populate an entire universe and, instead of having nothing to show but 1200 hours of relentless fapping I've actually - quite literally - transmuted that sexual energy into 1200 hours of practice and self-study of music production

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